We are truly living in an Idiocracy. What kind of headline is this?
My money is on the Zuck, he’s got that BJJ and Elon looks like a chicken nugget.
Zuck’s gonna tear him apart; he’s got that android strength.
What the fuck is this world now lol?
As much as I hate the notion of giving either of these dbags money, I’m paying to see this fight.
I’m down if it’s a fight to the death.
Hopefully they off each other.
Yes because with any other scenario no matter who wins we lose.
Let’s close the loser’s platform
I swear, the world’s turned into a parody of itself without any of us realizing it. Where’s the fucking cameras?
We realize. There’s just no way to stop this right now.
If the pay-per-view stream of the fight doesn’t include a stock ticker for their respective companies, I will be deeply disappointed.
People are gonna bet stocks on this fight, I can feel it
My understanding is that Twitter stock is a bit hard to come by right now?
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It makes sense. He’s an actual, factual robot.
Also a lizard, so he has the limb advantage.
I ate the news. Thought this was the onion…
The first time I saw this headline I thought it was from one of those Onion offshoot websites and skimmed it over. I can’t believe it’s real, but I’m both delighted and dumbfounded that it is!
I choose to believe they’re doing this for our entertainment. Out of the goodness of their hearts. Things have been rough lately and we all need a little silliness and fun. Thanks, guys!
I think there was a weird reddit post awhile back where a guy saw Mark in his karate class. I dunno, rich people are people too and I guess this is a win-win for both of them. They get to live their rich lives, and it’s a spectacular publicity stunt.
Zuckerberg has actually been winning BJJ competitions.
Musk has a LOT more weight on him and I believe some height too.
I just want to see Elon’s jibblies jobbling all over the place. Flippity flappity I want to see this happity.
I can’t believe this is a real story.
Why can’t they be like normal billionaires and just go outside and play with their submersibles?
I’d rather see them have a duel at dawn, or whenever.
James Cameron needs to get back in his submarine and raise the bar.
