Say goodbye to your normie friends and make a new set to replace them.

Nice try, officer…

It’s a secret third thing

There’s a correlation between cannabis use and psychosis, though it’s not clear whether cannabis causes/accelerates psychosis or whether people with tendencies towards psychosis are more likely to self-medicate with cannabis.

What about if they just have a bad vibe about them?

I have historically gone with PostgreSQL and had no complaints. The licensing issues concerning MySQL also give one pause (Oracle are greedy bastards who will use any excuse to extract money from captive customers, so depending on their properties is to be avoided). Having said that, these days, SQLite is probably sufficient for many workloads and has the advantage of not requiring a database server.

There are a few weird historical rules which may be useful. For example, if any of your ancestors were Spanish Jews who were expelled in 1492, you may be entitled to Spanish citizenship. The same might go for Portugal.

Only a decade or so late to cash in on vaporwave

Worst My Dad Is Dracula comic ever.

Maybe they can swap the US Alberta for them

The Bay Area can be excised to form the new US charter city-state of Galt’s Gulch.

In a global free market, superheroes end up standing for Truth, Justice and Xi Jinping Thought

Helping techbros loot the commons.

They do, but they don’t serve food containing them on the flight. And I’ve been on flights where they announced that there was a passenger onboard with a severe peanut allergy and requested that nobody open any food containing peanuts, in case someone brought some in from outside.

Have they figured out how to make access-controlled posts (i.e. friends-only, or for specific subgroups) work with ActivityPub federation, or are all your posts public and visible to anyone, as on Mastodon? If people are going to start using this platform, there will need to be an option for making posts visible only to friends (and “followers only” is not a viable alternative).

Peanuts are easy enough to eliminate from catering. Airlines don’t serve any food containing peanuts, in case there’s a passenger on board with an allergy severe enough to be set off by peanut aroma in recycled air, so if one assumes that prisons have a nominal duty of care for inmates at least to the point of not killing any accidentally, it’d follow that they also abolish peanuts from their food.

Depends on how well it’s executed. It would be all too easy for a device like this to end up fatally flawed to the point where it’s not actually useful. (I’ve seen some real stinkers that looked great in the crowdfunding campaign.)

“yes, Klaus, we are the bad guys”

Someone should set up a campaign group named Citizens For Integrity In Think Tanks to tackle this pressing issue.

They had the fucking around, now comes the finding out