I think the tariffs might actually have one niche benefit of mitigating scalping. It’s going to be even more expensive for scalpers to get their hands on an actual product now, and people are already struggling to justify the increased retail costs, as it is. I’d have to imagine it’ll be much harder for scalpers to find a buyer these days, as anybody who can afford scalpers’ fees plus tariffs likely wouldn’t have any issue getting their hands on one, to begin with.

Yes, it’s called The White House.

If there’s nothing wrong with paying out millions of dollars for votes, then there wouldn’t be anything wrong with paying for protests, either. Have your cake, and shut the fuck up while we force feed it to you, too.

He entered politics by attacking the left. Free Speech Bitch Boy over here can dish it but he can’t take it.

Yeah man we get it, piracy good, laws bad, yar har and all that shit. This guy’s still an idiot, and so is anybody defending him.

You’re not going to want to hear this, but you’re being paranoid. And not in the good, self-preservation way, but in the bad, “everyone and everything is out to get me” kind of way.

I saw your comments about the wiring picture. It’s not an AI image, but you’re so convinced it is that you’re relying on other AI tools to try to prove your point, which is incorrect to begin with.

You’re seeing boogeymen.

It’s far too late for that, Elon; we want your fucking head now.

Next week:

Margarine Trailer Queen: “What do you mean there’s another pope?!”

She has a Secret Service detail, and still managed to get robbed? I hope she feels real safe going out in public knowing that they can’t even protect her purse.

Yes, because innocent people always love to hide their innocence. Right.

These are still pretty popular today. Maybe not this particular model, but talking watches are still used by many blind people.

I’d love to read a feel-good article about this man’s suicide.

RICO, from just a few years prior to the aforementioned act, makes it so that the one issuing the orders takes the fall.

How can you possibly blame this kid when Cybertrucks have been known to self-immolate? They have faulty batteries that catch on fire left and right; the rustbucket was likely already on fire before he got there.

It’s so lifelike!

Uh oh, Harvard staff better be on high alert. Last time the White House made an “administrative error”, they sent somebody to a concentration camp before mocking him on social media.

The Eleventh Herb

Other than just making everything generally faster, what would be a use-case that really benefits the most from something like this? My first thought is something like high-speed cameras; some Phantom cameras can capture hundreds, even thousands of gigabytes of data per second, so I think this tech could probably find some great applications there.

POOTIS

Normies are only just now learning about it.