• noseatbelt@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    I love you.

    No licking!

    Baths are not the enemy.

    Stop acting like you’re dying when I trim your nails, it’s for your own good.

    There is nothing to be scared of.

    You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.

    You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn’t a pill hidden in it this time.

    You don’t own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it’s none of your business if there are other dogs there.

    You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.