• chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    “We both know the real reason you’re wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again”

    “All the more reason for a raise, sir?”

    “No, that’s what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for”

    “Of course, sir”

    all of the cameras were stolen within a week

    • MostlyMute@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      10%??? It’s 5% unless there’s a special bribe going on for us for a few weeks, like around Christmas.