Physical leap, startled, or time travel?
😂
Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.
check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings
The ceilings are normal. He’s actually Mr Small Shot
Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.
April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.
Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT
down a few steps earlier. yes, i live dangerously.
Today. I exercised
Car wouldn’t start.
Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.
Your thighs must be hella toned.
The do be. I am a cyclist and biked thousands of miles a year until recently.
About fifteen minutes ago.
The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.
Famous last words 💀
Almost every day. Whether I’m skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you’re idiot-floating more often than not
Can’t remember. I have done some things that might be considered a hop. To avoid puddles or slick spots on sidewalk or mud.
I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.
A time Jump, I see
No, gravity.
I was trying to see if I would become a billionaire if I jumped in an X like Musk. Hasn’t worked yet
The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she’ll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.
Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn’t feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.
