What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
