I usually unroll enough to to cross the pee gap twice, then sitting makes it taught, and it keeps my dick from grazing the bowl.

What’s your strategy?

  • Ada@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I’d have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?

  • Thndrchld@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.

    If it’s inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you’re done, ya pig.

  • Thndrchld@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong

    The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.