For example, I was doing research for a blog article and found a paper by a guy named Christian Messenger. That man was definitely destined for missionary work, but the paper was about football.
It can’t be real.
My daughter had to visit an allergist and his name was Dr. J. Doctor
This is gonna sound fake, but I knew a butcher named Butch Pig. He was Butch before he was a butcher
When I was a kid, my parents were thinking about building a house. The name of the contractor who was helping them was named “Kari A Hammer.” I might be spelling it wrong (I was eight), but that was his actual name.
I like to think he wanted to be a tattoo artist or something and hated carpentry, but was forced into it because of his name.
My name is Hugh G Rection.
Architect or porn star?
Just kind of a dick.
There’s the newspaper columnist with the world’s record highest IQ, Marilyn vos Savant. In French, you can read her name as “your (plural) scholar/scientist.” When I was a kid, I was sure that it was a pen name, but it turns out it’s actually her mother’s maiden name.
Not sure if this is what you were going for, but I had a high school teacher named Mr. Student.
The original head of Teslas autopilot division is named Andrej Karpathy. car-path-y
Lots of nominative determinism in this thread.
There’s an HGTV person named Page Turner.
I used to work in a call center and had a notably irate customer named Mrs. Bitschy. I tried pronouncing it like “Beeshy”, and she immediately snapped “It’s Bitchy! Got a problem with that!?” Oof.
I remember reading about a military guy, Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. I have no idea what he actually does (or did; guy’s probably retired by now) but if he hasn’t at least spent some time teaching martial arts he’s doing it wrong.
Edit: apparently he’s a computer technician and that’s even better somehow.
My husband’s vasectomy was performed by Dr. Wiener.
11 hours in and no Usain Bolt???
