I find myself compelled to cast my thoughts into the void of the internet, hoping to hear some echoes back in the form of scathing remarks that capture the absolute vapidity of this horrendous shitshow, this lamentable waste of time, manpower and bandwidth.
Just “wow”, I’m at a loss of words for how bad this movie is. I’ve watched some bad movies, and almost always at least enjoyed a scene, a one liner, a concept, but maaaaaan, it’s so bad you can’t even laugh.
Please, someone, just tear this “film” a new one so that I feel I’m not alone in my sheer hatred of this incohesive collection of not even cutting room floor worthy scenes.
I thought it was ok. Maybe you’re just too picky.
It’s not meant to be Solaris.
I thought it was pretty bad too.
Somehow Snyder failed on all of the following fronts of making a movie: bad story (the plot), bad script (the dialogue), bad editing (let’s go planet hopping to assemble our merry crew?), bad bad bad special FX, bad overall visual appearance (every scene was clearly a green screen digital stage, the sepia color grading looked horrendous), and poor casting choices for everyone.
Sophia whatshername cannot act unless you call “making one face and delivering every single line with a flat emotionless affectation” acting. The only role she fit into was when she was the knife leg assassin in one of the Kingsmen movies because she had like 3 spoken lines in that entire film.
Repeat after me: “Zack Snyder is a hack. I will avoid his films in the future.”
Oh don’t get me wrong I went into the movie fully aware of that, but still, it was so much worse than I expected!
This movie honestly started as a Star Wars script. And if made in that universe, it would have made the sequel trilogy look good in comparison. Now it’s like Netflix ordered a new Star Wars movie from Wish.com.
This video does a good job of tearing Rebel Moon a new one. It’s a bit on the long side though.
Watching that movie is like having liquid dog shit blasted directly into your eyes
