• TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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    1 year ago

    I’d give it another try, with a simpler bidet. Japanese bidets are overcomplicated butthole spas, you might have used ithe wrong settings.

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      1 year ago

      I tried at least a half dozen. Some were simple, others were more complex. The ones that heated up the seat were the absolute worst. Ignoring the whole thing about a warm seat making me think someone else warmed it up, it made my ass sweat, which is never something I want.