• southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I like to hold the banana upright facing away from me, and then I sneak up behind it and use a really sharp knife to sever the jugular part way through before I rip its head backward, peeling the skin all the way down its spine.

    It’s immensely satisfying, especially the crisp clear sound the knife makes as it cuts off the life force