Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comexternal-linkmessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1412arrow-down1external-linkUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·3 months agoJust waiting for them to reinvent light rail
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up79·3 months agoHow about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down8·3 months agoYeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-23 months agoJust use uber sprint
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoWhich costs extra, of course
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoYou joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoThey got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoUber Rickshaw Because only poors should walk
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoThey invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoAnd now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
minus-squareNomecks@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-23 months agoNever heard of Hyperloop eh?
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoThey’ll market it as moving at light speed too. ****heads.
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
Never heard of Hyperloop eh?
They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.