Fucking based

Biggus Dickus

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It’s not just about the clock.

When you’re done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that’s remaining.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Agree on the icon colors. The name, however, evokes a sense that it is a LaTeX editor, and as far as I can tell it is not. So while I would have ordinarily liked the name, it seems misleading.

Ocean Front Property

George Strait called it in 1986

So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

Same, but I’ve only recently started seeing it

****RAV4

Yes, I’m talking about red diesel.

Yes, they were diesel. I don’t think it’s as common nowadays as it was when I was driving because I don’t see the separate off-highway pumps at truck stops anymore. It was always a common thing at smaller, independent truck stops, and those are all but extinct, it seems.

No, it exists in the States. I used to be a truck driver, and we used marked fuel in our refrigerator units all the time since those engines are not powering a highway vehicle.

The commercials were baller, though