I’ve always liked the saying “The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars” to really drive it home.

They want PCs that work like smartphones, with apps completely self contained and unmodifiable, where the OS is a black box that no one but them can see in to.

That’s so punk-core.

They aren’t great, but they aren’t totally useless either. I met my amazing fiance through one, but I had to wade through a ton of shit first.

Trebuchets just don’t have the same range.

Sorry to say this, but regardless of the validity of your claims, the way you present your story, like having everything in capital letters, kinda makes you sound a little like a conspiracy nut. You may want to work on your presentation a bit.

Overconfidence, and hubris.

No one who would do something like this drunk would be surprised that they did it once they sober up.

Why would you require both central air and window units?

They are perfectly free to do that. They just have to resubscribe from their new home country at the new rate. Just like with telephone service or cable tv. It’s not like they will get in trouble or would be prevented from moving.

It’s been 4 years. How’s that working out so far?

It’s part of the security test to make sure you are the actual owner of the ticket.

Except he actually collected his winnings.

Learning German taught me how messed up non-English languages are. Having to memorize if every noun is either male, female, or neuter just so you can use the right form of “the” with it is crazy.

I didn’t want to sit there for half an hour or more watching ads, and I’m too paranoid that I won’t get a seat or miss the start of the movie if I arrive later.

And If they label the pedal “stop” and it doesn’t actually stop the car?

Does Apple have actual instructions and documentation that explains this? I honestly didn’t know, as I’ve never used iMessage.

I look in the mirror when I have a specific mirror in mind when I say it. Otherwise it’s a mirror.

Bring a wet towel inside the car? Are you mad?!

Not going to lie, I have no idea how to read this chart. Years go down, but also to the right for some reason? What does the vertical line on the year 2000 represent? Why do some of the bars start to the left of that line? Does the horizontal span of the bar represent the timeline within the movie?

It’s really pretty, but I can’t make heads of tails of it. Can someone help?