I’m just going to throw a random thought into the mess. The balloons would be moving. Essentially, they would be vibrating from all the micro bumps. I think either the electrostatic energy or the heat generated by friction would pop balloons more readily than the weight itself.

Source: mostly guessing.

They could, but your 1s get mirrored to -1.

Neither of those are really jobs.

What if you just like getting dicked, but don’t like being on camera? Seems like an alright gig.

Gen Z is really bad at technology, and I don’t know how long it will take them to get good.