HooPhuckenKarez

I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That’s my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Especially when used by people claiming to have done just that.

My NES lacked the connectivity for such things.

I have a lot of codes that burst out of my subconcious when I see games that I’ve played the shit out of.

That’s not the Konami code, and wtf are achievements?

B,A,B,A, up, down, B,A, left, right, B,A, start.

I would like you to win.

I bought a Powerball ticket the first time it hit a billion. I found out why later that day. I knew it was a waste to begin with, but it kinda pissed me off. 2006ish(?), turns out making the odds even worse drives up jackpot.

Hurry up chucklefucks, get out there and pay your stupid tax! Bonus points for holding up the line, during the afternoon rush, at an already busy gas station.

Coffee Stain Studios seem really give an actual shit about their fans.

I’m a mechanic irl, and I have this issue all the time. I don’t need a 12 minute 38 second video to show me how to get some particular bits apart, while text and long lost pictures don’t work very well either.

You’re bullshit opinion is why I can’t find a decent, locally made, buggy whip.

I have quit and collected more than once.

Hot sloppy oral.

I miss the anaglyph 3d mode.

I miss the anaglyph mode.

Brined and slowcooked. Like a brisket, but fattier and more cathartic.