Just like everyone else.

Hell, include the hype, and it looks stupid

Yes, I’m very sorry to have misspoke…they only own the livestock farms, distribution centers, the land the restaurants are on, and they have exclusive partnerships with the potato growers and ranchers. They DO outsource the pickles from another supplier (who only supply McDonalds), onions (at least the whole ones, couldn’t confirm a source for the dehydrated), and other produce like tomatoes.

Especially in cases like McDonalds. They’ve owned their entire supply chain since at least the late 90s.

Dead eyes…like a doll’s eyes.

You have to bear them against the right people.

Your insurance company isn’t just fucking you with premiums, they also expect the guys that come and fix things up after a disaster to lose money doing it, 0 overhead, 0 profit

Great…now they’re gonna crusade against the liberal zoos. There’ll be super successful “patriot zoos” which are really just paid tours of factory farms where the treatment of the animals will be landed as traditional, conservative, even biblical. People will eat it up.

This is the issue that prevented me from joining when I first heard about them.

I find it helpful sometimes to write down the negative shit then wad it up and throw it away or burn the paper.

Only the person in it…

I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine…

Not even a tithe.

“Mmm…look at that profile! This is why I don’t skip fin day!”

You can resolve the paradox by remembering that MAGA isn’t arguing anything in good faith. At all.

Instructions unclear…JD runs toward the gallows

I imagine being kidnapped is a pretty traumatic event, and it’s pretty easy to gaslight a child even if they haven’t been traumatized. If every adult in your life keeps telling you you imagined something or dreamed it, it probably sticks after a few years.

Trying to use the Principal of Charity, it was probably just that one or more counties pushed a version of the form out from after the Republican convention, but before the Democratic one.

I’m fairly confident that if it was done with malice, they’ll figure it out in short order and handle it accordingly. Despite what Republicans want to think, there are a good number of fraud protections built into the system…if there weren’t, it would be easier and more effective for Ryssia/China/Iran/whoever else to directly hack the system than to spend the time and money paying people to shitpost devisive political garbage for months leading up to the election.

I mean, casual observation seems to show that to about 1/2 the electorate, being descent is, or at the very least should be punishable by death.

“It’s OK guys, he was trying to go to a library and got the address wrong”