This slaps

Which will no longer be feasible as more and more people are priced out of city living.

What’s wrong with California?

That last paragraph made irrationally angry lol.

On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus’s blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto a passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below.

800 pounds?! How?!?!?!

What’s the wrong way?

Linus & Lucy , but my phone has been on silent for the past decade.

I have this too! For me it’s something about not being able to read someone’s facial expression and not having the ability to gauge what someone is thinking or feeling, thus feeling like anything can happen.

*Doors sold separately.

Pragmatic?

CEOs can get bent through a videocall

Found my new email signature ✨

Have you tried Apple 1 instead of I?

Or we can’t afford our own 😕.

Fair enough

Prosopagnosia!

Are you a ninja?

I’m really good at getting cats to vocally respond to me. I don’t know if I’m just on their wavelength or what, but almost every time I start a convo with a kitty I get a response. Oddly specific, but also pretty fun. Kids love it lol.

I have the same superpower and I love all the Flow Free games. And you’re right, I can’t even explain to myself how I know what to do. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m the same way with word puzzles/games, but I can’t even split a check without a calculator lol.

Accurate

Smart! snorts line of pixy stix