Here I’ll help

“The best records… great memory… the best… doctors claim to not have seen a memory like mine… beyond measure… they can’t even measure it ladies and gentlemen… even better than my opponent Sleepy Joe… I defeated Joe in 2020… complete landslide… I’ll beat him in 2024.”

Oh my god stop! He’s already dead!

Back when they used to teach Sex Ed. All of us (boys and girls) had to try to put a condom on a banana. The kicker was we were wearing goggles with vaseline smeared on the lens and had thick rubber gloves on.

This was to simulate trying to put on a condom well under the influence.

if usually short-lasting, high, but long-term use can lead to complications like brain damage

Are they talking about Tik Tok?

No one will look back and say there weren’t signs when our planet dies. They’ll finally realize we just ignored them.

I gave my pet rat a viking burial before. Made a little paper boat and outfit.

Problem was when I decided to do it, the ice didn’t melt on the lake and I couldn’t find anywhere I could get to that wasn’t ice. So I sent her skidding out on the ice aflame.

So it begins…

How about these?

You don’t want to do remote work for someone in Saudi Arabia making greeting cards under a 2 month contract? The interview process only requires you do 20 hours of work unpaid to be considered.

Story sounds like vultures fighting over a carcass.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

Could to

I’ll up vote this. I can’t pick it up any further because I’m sick of hearing about all the companions “troubled pasts”.

It’s also so over the top for each of them, it would be more refreshing if one of them just had a normal cliche backstory. Instead everyone is extremely damaged and fucked up it’s like playing D&D with a PTSD Support group.

“Oh yeah so sorry you had to watch your mother shoot up heroin and pass out every night with a different stranger. That’s pretty sad. Well um hate to interrupt, but uh just want to um keep the game going… So let’s roll to kick this goblin off a cliff.”

Ah another comrade from the “wait it out” camp.

Nothing is sweeter than getting a 10 year old game for $1 when it cost $60+ release day. Since I’m always behind there is no shortage of options.

Like the Flying Ginsu?

Chainsaws came from 40k.

I agree with both of you except about watching it. I’m not going to watch any of it.

The original was a period piece, playing on culture and attitudes of the time. Not that everything is different, it’s just what was is not what is.

So that means they are going to force it to fit. It’s going to be painful, it’s going to be awkward. Also I’d need that younger angst I had then to enjoy it.

If I want a reboot that hits the same, I’ll need a time machine for my perspective and something appropriate for now culturally.