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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • When my little sister was a toddler, she was wearing one of those one piece zip up pajama suits.

    Just her, me, and my dad home one day. Suddenly smell an awful, gut-churning smell in the house.

    Go to pick up sister, sister goes squish in a place that should not squish. Noped out (I was 9 at the time) and told dad.

    Dad notices the squish. Takes the toddler to the sink and unzips the pajama suit.

    SHE FILLED IT.

    UP TO THE TOP.

    ZERO SURFACE AREA LEFT UNSOILED.

    Several hours of gagging later, we survive.

    Pajama suit is now a cursed object. Tossed it in the fire pit outside to avoid the smell being inside forever.

    Forever burned into my brain.