NotErisma [they/them, any]

From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

cant cancel what I never had

yarr

Aww don’t you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

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You: [policing emoji use]

Me: noooo I can't use whatever I want!!

Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

The only thing you’re gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner…

Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing- but you’ll pass it, and you’ll probably go back in time to annoy yourself.

also for god sakes YOU ARE NDN

My computer has 33tb of storage

1tb on a boot drive m.2

32 on disks (4x 8tb hdd)

There’s an additional 32tb in an external jbod

What an unusually comedic yet depressing final comments in the article:

It’s an ironic end to the streaming wars. After pouring billions and billions of dollars into constructing supposedly revolutionary streaming platforms, and decimating the business models that had offered the industry stability for decades, the ultimate product looks awfully similar to what companies and consumers were trying to break free from in the first place.

Im just gonna parrot what the other person remarked because what they said is pretty on point: I mean this is basically inevitable. We know that capitalism doesn’t actually seek the lowest price as its evangelists usually preach, but the highest - and so there is no way that streaming will not balloon over time to a price comparable to the cable TV plans of the past.

Yarrr