No, you see, Kanye West said [bad thing] and is now intelligible for basic empathy.

Inb4 “Mental illness doesn’t ___!!”

Yes it does. And I’m very envious of whoever thinks this that their experience with severe, debilitating mental illness has been so light.

“No b-because he was a bad guy so we can accuse him of other bad guy stuff too!”

Inb4 police find “a mysterious white power” and never mention it again

Thoughts and prayers. I’m sure that invisible sky daddy is taking care of him

Red Scare or “duh ill-e-gulls”

Reddit.com/r/askreddit

I don’t work in a kitchen anymore but the amount of single-use plastic used in chain restaraunts is soul crushing. Most folks have no idea

You guys will literally read “Russia will stop fighting” and complain

Move aside Fedditiziens. Don’t feed the troll.

Anyone remember when the guy from Joe Schmo show was asked if he’d donate any of his money to charity?

“I’m a charity case myself.”

I dont even get what the onion is here. This just sounds like a normal sentence said by an elected official on a contemporary issue

That would bea very bad thing to say, you see. You know how, dispite “supply chain issues,” grocery stores have been pulling record profits recently?

Anecdote incoming:

My local grocery store is marking down eggs -30% and (presumably) throwing ones out that don’t sell. Nobody is buying $7 cartons, they’re just taking it off their grocery lists and finding substitutes

riiight, must’ve missed that part in leftist orientation.

Unrelated: thought’s on the “both sides” argument?

:)

Seriously though. Because half of these are the type of shit I posted ~10 years ago when we all were in on the joke. Is there literally any reason to think this is Elon Musk’s “account”?

What’s the basis for claiming this user is Musk?

The biggest retards of all, people call me and they say “can you believe how many big retards we have?” And I say “no,” I mean it folks, you are the biggest retards of all, believe me. My uncle was nuclear it’s all computer"

The biggest retards of all

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Lord of the Rings! Ditto for most of the YA film adoptions from the last twenty years

Oh that’s fantastic! Thanks