This statement has never been truer

Wow, nobody said sea lion yet. Cute, yes. Vicious, also yes.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it Snap it, work it, quick, erase it Write it, cut it, paste it, save it Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it Drag and drop it, zip, unzip it Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it View it, code it, jam, unlock it Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it Cross it, crack it, twitch, update it Name it, read it, tune it, print it Scan it, send it, fax, rename it Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it Turn it, leave it, stop, format it

That sum has not yet been printed

Big Trouble in Little China

Princess Bride

Romancing the Stone

The Shining

Full Metal Jacket

Me three

Those are rookie numbers. Install Linux and pump those numbers up.

It was the 80s. The neon was intentional and rad.

This is not just my favorite Kurt Russell film, it is easily my favorite movie. It has everything, action, magic, neon!

If you had got it changed by a professional, they would have simply poured in all four quarts. You didn’t hurt a thing.

No. Reactionary horseshit is all you’ve got coming.

No, I want a light pickup from the 80s or 90s but with a warranty and a full size bed and no back seat. Y’know, something kinda utilitarian. A fucking Ranger is bigger now than an F-150 was in 2000. An F-150 is a goddamn SUV with a worthless 4 foot bed. What the hell is that good for?

Wow, tell us how indoctrinated you are.

Wet blankets don’t burn well

Acoustic instruments are going to come back in a major way. Eventually folks are going to get tired of listening to computers masturbating.

Or , hear me out, what if US auto makers stop trying to force overpriced oversized trash on us? Maybe try to compete?

Beethoven would have loved DAWs and synthesizers. He would have vomited at the thought of a machine plying HIS trade autonomously.

With all of the tools you described the entire creative process is still done by a human musician. Sequencers have to be programmed. VSTs are just instruments and they DAWs have simply replaced expensive studio equipment so poors like me can produce a decent sounding track.

I don’t want to see generated images or AI coded video games either.

Fuck the music industry, but fuck AI made music even more. The goddamn robot is supposed to take my factory job and leave me with the time to write songs not the other way around

Driving around looking for an oak tree to park under since that excuse worked the first time.