As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is “pence” like “ten pence” is 10p, I feel he’s missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have “Trump pence”. You could call it a Trumpence

Only because he’s too short to reach Trump’s arsehole

Needs more tiny piano

I used to think “being a millionaire” but that won’t even get me a decent house anymore let alone leave me set for life…

I guess I just want to be able to leave something for my family and the UK government not take completely all of it.