A cardboard box (and put something in it so the parents won’t look at you funny)

I polled the family, the all say it’s a pig. End of discussion

I’ve spent some time reading the Wikipedia article looking for the relevant part, I guess I was 10 mins early (didn’t get the chance to see your comment before that). Here’s the (probably) corresponding video, the first video result when searching for the freestyle javelin technique, in case it helps anyone: https://youtu.be/52rvqtiBoow?si=RiLjhJG2ttv-0s1W

Normally I struggle to hold my attention even for short videos, but I watched this from beginning to end, and that (to me at least) says something.

Next to upvoting, I’m just writing this to potentially get your comment ranked higher for this post.

At least it has something in it, not just a piece of paper with an online download code…