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Existential dread

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

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Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.