Please just get therapy. Christ.

Probably not pure mercury but one of the extremely nasty mercury compounds that is easily absorbed through the skin. The victim was very sick.

I feel we could get a much better bang/buck ratio by shooting him down to Venus along with a sensor package. Far less expensive, and the live broadcast of his horrific demise would probably go some way to defraying costs as well.

“We fired everyone at our company that made the game a success and won’t be going with the studio that shot new life into the entire brand, but the next one will be great!”

Sure, assholes.

There are some big veins and arteries running through there not too far from the surface. If your assailant gets one you are on a pretty quick trip to the morgue. As others have mentioned, sepsis is a real problem—if your intestines take a hit, the normally helpful bacteria in there can go straight into your bloodstream. That is a painful, nasty, and prolonged death.

Well, my step-mom already came out to me as bi as soon as I came out to her, so that would be a bit anticlimactic, but if she decided to come out in a more public way I’d be happy for her.

My other parents are all dead, so that would be very weird.

They fired nearly everyone who worked with Larian. “In the works” doubtless means “contracted out according to who gave the best bribes.” Hasbro has been looking to “monetize D&D” since they hired their CEO whose whole thing is micro transactions. Look forward to a slurry of liquid shit.

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