Huh, socialism really is gay…

Mad catz? Haven’t heard that name in a while.

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Ninja scroll. Did you know cartoons can get raped??? I didn’t…

I think it was a jail protection things.

Phone. Like why? He have the letter F…

Huh, never understood it till now. 100% how my inner monolog read the title.

Do add to your point making all those movements while talking make you seem crazy.

I didn’t wanna be fat in university so I started BJJ. Then I didn’t wanna be weak in BJJ so I started lifting weights. Then I wanted to make weight so I started eating better.

Kind of a slippery slope to health 🤷‍♂️.

All im hearing is management.

Oh he will

Tbh, prosecutors are just as evil as the criminals.

I like everything except that last part. DO MAINTENANCE ON YOUR RELATIONSHIPS PEOPLE. Not enough people maintain relationships

I always imagined her as a mechanic

Had no idea busty Natalie Portman was missing in my life, but now I do.

Ugh, hate reruns

I always thought they’re repubs. that don’t like going to church.

I love how you gave us gold and the replies are “dur have you tried hitting it?” And “duh have you tried breaking it?” Debate brain rot.