butterslaps@lemmy.catoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•A drunken wizard offers you $20 million if you let him send you to the world of the last video game you played, and you survive for one year. Do you accept?English
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1 year agoAbsolutely. I was playing Cities: Skylines.
I would spend that year driving around in my doughnut truck, working at Dino Oil or Healthy Weeds, enjoy my weekends at the parking lot or the bouncy castle, and run to high ground during the next tsunami.
After winning the cash I’d ask to be transported to the Ark universe, and then I’d spend the rest of my life in a glass mansion, training armies of dinosaurs to do my bidding.
JK, I’d probably spend the rest of my very short life running naked from a dilophosaur while screaming. Still more fun than reality.
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