You would think a hijab is more sanitary than hair in a food service place.

Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers!

They call it the war of northern aggression. There “ain’t nothing civil about it”.

Hey thanks for introducing me to Midinous! That looks awesome. Yes, the sounds from VCV can border on industrial vibration at best.

And I’ve had the same fleeting dream of buying hardware, but who knows, indeed.

This is totally fascinating reading all the replies.

I love making bleeps and bloops using VCV rack and Mirack on iOS. The flexibility of modular synths in the digital realm is so much fun! And no one can do 5 minutes of conversation about it. Admittedly it’s pretty dense.

Sounds like you don’t need a technological solution but a social one.

Have them check in a personal item to receive the forklift keys such as their wallet, photo ID, or car keys.

And it’s free, just slower and requires some paperwork.

Funny! Ah the old copypasta.

What the fuck did you say about me, you broken-in?

Be aware that I graduated with time in the Brazilian Army, and have been involved in several secret attacks on the Red Command, and I have more than 300 confirmed deaths. Not only am I trained in gorilla tactics, but I’m also the best sniper in all of BOPE. For me, you’re just another target. I’m going to eat your ass with a precision never seen before on this planet, mark my words, parça. Do you think you can go around talking shit on the Internet? Think again, asshole.

While you read this I’m talking to my secret network of spies spread throughout Brazil and your IP is being located so better get ready for bullshit, faggot. The bullshit that will end this pathetic shit that vicê calls life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in seven hundred different ways, and that only with my own hands. Not only am I trained in capoeira and Brazilian jiu jitsu, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of

Brazilian Navy and I’m going to use all this to expel your ass from the face of the continent, you little shit. If you knew the curse that your “smart” comment would bring about you, maybe you would have shut up. But no, you didn’t close your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it, you fucking idiot. I’m going to shit fury on you until you drown. You’re fucked, kid.

That’s super cool.

I didn’t use any emoji, but I will now: :-)

I’d love to see that for an iPhone.

Cold turkey. I trad an interesting crosspost back-and-forth about the new gold deprecation thing, but other than that, no.