Heydo

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There’s a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

Sounds like they need belts…

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

Information security professionals hate this one trick…

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said “Good crawl!”, and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

No, you just won’t shut up.

You and me both, but some people have no soul.

Boy howdy, you sure are committed to your idiot perspective aren’t you?

You mean the “pay me tons of money to do all the crappy things and then be run out of the job while counting my stacks” type of job?

A really big ramp