You’ll feel helpless for a while. It sucks.

But there will be a point in a year or two, where you actually make it a day or two without even remembering your injury. That’s how you know you made it through to the other side.

You’ll get there friend! I broke a small bone in my wrist a few years back - required many surgeries and i went a long time without being able to do the things i loved. My wrist isn’t perfect, but I have my life and activities back. You’ll get there, be patient and kind to yourself through the process. I definitely had moments where I wanted to define myself as “broken” - but your body is just a vessel. You’re gonna be OK.

Hi, Doctor Nick!

We are all going to die. Thanks!

When he takes the mask off, he looks just like the rest of em, a buncha whiny losers

Any friend that rapes is no friend of mine, IDGAF how long I’ve known you or what we’ve been through

I could say the same about Nazis, pedereasses, etc - some things are way bigger than friendship

They’re cheap, straightforward, and not Intuit. Enough said.

Followed by “who are the cool bands now?”

Technical not eligible for parole until 25.5 years. So he will still be in his own 70s show. But yeah, he’s fucked

Please stop attacking my character based on terrible purchase decisions

What a beautiful car

Until I owned it

Fatter, yes!

Sorry this is a bit too level-headed for me, can you please repeat with a bullhorn, and use 4-letter words instead? I need to know who to blame here.