I want a proper sequel, Cyberpunk 2420.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier’s Pirates.

You’d think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

We don’t know their mind. We don’t know their kind. Dark necessities are part of their design.

He exposes people to chemical sludge every time he enters a room.

More like, “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it’s unrelated.”

Seems to suit them both pretty well.

He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?

You just earned yourself a seat on the board.

The company said in its blog post that the problem began in late February, but it has since been able to compensate for the lost data to some extent by modifying its algorithm.

Because that’s what people are worried about: THE LOST DATA.