Was?

On steroids meaning it’s going to be bloated and unstable?

Marshal Zhukov in The Death of Stalin

Literally sharing the gospel here

This is the most stupid answer I have ever got in my life

Did you read the article? Because I think the person beheading the guy had strong “religious morals”…

If you’re into rap hybridizations, Rage Against the Machine’s self titled album is one of my favourite’s

See you later…

The disappointment of experience winning lifetime supply of something but that would eventually turn into a lie

So just my normal day?

That’s dinner time for me and tomorrowI’ll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

Shark Party!

there’s one with an awesome introduction only to appear for approximately 10 minutes in total and get brushed off easily in the end.

It’s funny because there are multiple ones that fit under that description

This article is written by someone who likes to fart in a jar so they can keep smelling it during the day

They quoted the word “pureed” which means there was butter and potato starch involved

What happened to elementary OS?

Gnome 4 came out…

Twitter got bought literally less than 2 years ago, we all fucking witnessed it.
Who is this article for? 1 year olds?

That’s a fine choice sir/ma’am.

My close second, story wise, would be Link’s Awakening. The story was a real mind fuck when I was a kid.