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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Oh man I could really go on about how terrible US banking is. It’s a shitshow.

    It takes me a week to pull funds via ACH from a personal checking account to a business checking account; all because I can’t “push” the funds because there’s an HTTP 500 from their REST API when I try to switch my “funding” account from the personal checking account.

    So much of my life revolves around ACH and I don’t even want to know how much of my life I’ve wasted on it. Half the time I use Cash App and the credit network to move funds instantly because these idiots at NACHA can’t figure out what anything beyond COBOL is.

















  • Man I actually look back on my drive-thru days and wish life were still so simple. I had a blast working drive-thru at a bunch of different fast food places.

    At one I was essentially free to speak however I pleased so I would use the most obnoxious, complicated/weird words I could think of. My go-to greeting was something like “hello and thank you for selecting your local [brand name] regional chain restaurant, my name is [name], which selections may I record to initiate your lunchtime experience?” and when customers would go on ordering like that was completely normal my coworker and I would just lose it.