My cat goes out to get coffee and breakfast on the weekends. I think that’s a little bit cooler than all of you guys’ tricks
My cat goes out to get coffee and breakfast on the weekends. I think that’s a little bit cooler than all of you guys’ tricks
I’m pretty sure that’s the default kitty behaviour
It’s not even just drunk. I have bad anxiety and it’s not usually worth it to hang out with people. I just always dwell on it and wonder how weird I seemed or something from the anxiety. It takes all the fun out of it
It’s not really weird to want temporary bird aquarium windows in your house. That’s ingenious. I think I’d love that
I think stay home and get drunk by yourself. It’s the only way to guarantee you won’t say something slightly embarrassing and then dwell on it for the next week
My husband’s favourite is “I’m sorry you got upset.”
Pleather or faux leather or whatever they call it. You have about a year or two before it starts rubbing off on everything you own. Sometimes you don’t even realise you’re buying it. I wish it didn’t exist.
I have my husband’s old work Lenovo and I love it
Sure. I never claimed to be special or anything.
I would get a really nice house with a big fancy kitchen and then continue being a hermit, except I’d do a lot more drugs
I love the one that has Christopher Walken zooming around the room
https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8
I wish we played with our VR headset more. We have had an occulus rift for years and have barely used it. I was really enjoying the new half-life game too. We just forget about it in our home
Hello, meat. How’s it going?
I lived in an old broken down farm house growing up. I saw some weird things, such as an old knife-lady. However, I was a child, and therefore retarded. I’m just an idiot.
My daddy says he saw her too, but he was probably just messing with me
Ten years later…
Welcome to the Carl’s Junior, my frehn! Can I please ask you to do one thing, can you please click in the top right of drive thru menu? There should be a box there that is saying “run…”
I don’t understand why people like going to those. I’d rather watch a film in my comfy home than go to a loud, gross theatre
I would also recommend that if you know there is going to be kitty poop in front of the litter box then you should avoid standing in it
I think the taste can be somewhat prominent in Thai curries and soups at least
I would say, “It’s green. Haven’t you seen green before? You don’t know what green is?”