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Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
“If we were over there, we wouldn’t be here.”
Proceeds to reenact Grover’s near/far sketch
You can shoot a cat 1 to death with a handgun
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
Ytmnd is the closest I ever got
Shit, fuck me. Thanks for that correction!
Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you
HACK THE WORLD!!!
You’ve obviously never hacked while wearing a powerglove
238.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel’s nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
That’s the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
Ramping off a dolphin in wave race was the moment I realized games could literally never improve or become more realistic. It wasn’t the dumbest thought I’ve ever had, but it ranks pretty high up there.
“I know you didn’t like when I tried to sell your baby to score some meth, but if you just give me some crack, I’m sure I can think up a solution that’ll make everyone happy.”