Should have called it “Dim and Dimmer.”
Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.
How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?
intensive, unless you’re growing some kind of laxative.
“Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
I read the title like “you can’t fix stupid”.
e.g. “you can’t teach drunk”
I’m sure it hasn’t happened yet.
I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
Navigation?
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t.
– Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
somethings
Like spelling? :)
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Tesla, which is headed by billionaire Elon Musk, plans to start deploying an over-the-air software update to the affected vehicles free of charge in June. The software update will remove dependency on the driver seat occupancy switch from the software and only rely on driver seat belt buckle and ignition status to activate the seat belt reminder signals.
Better than the next guy’s.
What will the fat bears do?!
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).