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Maybe they don’t think your towels match the decor.
Wanksie
That’s the pseudonym I use when I do graffiti.
I had the flu one time and barfed up shredded hashbrowns. Let me tell you, that stuff gets all stuck in the crevices of your mouth and teeth when you vomit it. Couldn’t eat hashbrowns for a good year after.
You should!
People especially hate me online.
No, not bad. Likely difficult on occasion. I’ve identified things that I’m bad at and therefore try not to involve myself in them, when possible.
That wasn’t a requirment of the hypothetical fun internet situation.
Coffee shops.
Strawberry could be a good contender.
Viscount Strophanthus. My first androgynous crush. In hindsight the content was pretty edgey and cringe, though.
etc., are heroes. They are not.
Well, they may not be your hero.
Sir, this is Wendy’s.
It’s all dried blood, eventually.
Is there any risk of them being used to taint a crime scene?
Ideally 2300, but usually 0000 or soon after.
Psychopathy is a boon in my line of work.
Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.
Probably because I’m beautiful.