Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake

This week’s Behind the Bastards about Jim Caviezel is hilarious.

Not with that attitude

Standing in the middle of a fully stocked supermarket saying, “well, I guess this is it. We have no choice but to kill and eat each other.”

Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.

In the time I’ve been waiting for Skywind to release, I:

Met my future wife

Started grad school

Got engaged

Finished my Masters’

Got married

Bought a condo

Published two textbooks

Started a doctorate

Became a dad

Sold a condo

Bought a house

Finished my PhD

Got tenure

Started sending my kid to preschool

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

I feel bullied by this question

I have a feeling you would absolutely love “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson.

Immediately after the tuna salad sandwich. Heck, treat yourself to a big glass of milk with those cookies, too.

Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes