𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

Former War Thunder Player Here. I feel your pain.

I’m sorry.

On paper D&D 5e and Pathfinder 2e.

On PC Darktide, Ready Or Not and Satisfactory.

Gravity isn’t bringing us down.

It’s bringing us together.

Oh, all’s well, friend. Long story short: Mega heavy depression from early teens, diagnosed in my early twenties after years of substance abuse, tried to off myself, odyssey of therapists, got better for some years, got bad again, got a great psychiatrist, got on some fantastic meds that we tweak occasionally (got rid of the sweaty pills).

I’m in my thirties, have a family, life is good (apart from /late-stage capitalism and my countries slow and seemingly inevitable decline into fascism).

Thanks, it’s well under control now, but I had some shit years, not gonna lie.

My ABCC11 gene is in it’s recessive AA form.

Which is more common in Asians, but I am European. This means my earwax is almost white and completely dry, which makes it just crumble/flake out. But more importantly, my sweat is almost odourless. I am a bigger dude and sweat a lot as it is. When I used to take a certain medication that made me sweat insane amounts I would literally be wet above the belt when I walked a minute. No stank. I check regularly and have my partner check my smell but I legit have to shower more often because my hair is greasy than because of body odour. When I had super short hair the thing that made me want to shower is when my skin gets oily, which happens after about five days. I still shower every other day because hygiene, but it’s a really nice perk.

Don’t be too jealous though, nature balanced that out with heaps of mental health issues.

Not a fan of olives.

Alright, that’s it. Get out.

We have frozen pizzas that look similar, they’re called “American Style”.

Also, Naples pizza is different from Roman pizza and so on. Tiny country compared to anything North American, but very different cultures. North and South Italians barely consider each other the same kind of people.

Luckily I live closer to Italy than to the US.

If you put your cheese on top of the other pizza toppings you should be institutionalised.

I’ve thought my niece that policemen go “oink oink” and that pigs go “You have the right to remain silent!”

How has no one said SoundCloud?

Used to be mostly remixes and DJ sets, but nowadays almost all artists got their music their also. Most of that is behind the premium paywall, but it’s only €10 a month.

We’ve successfully moved on to CDs!

I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google “NASA ACAB” tons of stuff comes up.

I used to walk to Grandma’s every Wednesday after school for years. She made me my favourite every time: Beef tongue with green beans and mealy potatoes from her garden, all swimming in melted butter.

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That joke flew over your head into a large office building.