We were once playing “The Newlywed Game” on a cruise with our kids and the host asked where the strangest place we made whoopie was. We both answered on a trampoline. To which our horrified kids said:
On OUR trampoline?!?
It’s bad catching your parents in the act.
It’s worse catching one of them in the act.
I told them “Sweetie, it’s normal for depressed parents to get up in the middle of the night and eat a huge slice of chocolate cake. Go back to bed. No you can’t have any.”
OP why do you ask? Is this a situation that happened to you?
Asking for a friend, of course
My back was to the door and we were still covered. 11 yr old daughter opens the door presumably to say goodnight and stands there in the dark. I turned and said, “goodnight!” She just backed out and shut the door. We went on about our business. Lol.
Gotta keep it cool
Imagine getting caught mid-bdsm session 🫢😬
“Unless you know the safe word, I recommend you walk away.”
Told them to go away lol