Granite

12ft.io often works

And the rubes who believe them here, do you expect them to exert 30 feet without their phones telling them what to do?

The public defender was on her game. She immediately asked for an adjournment, hoping the judge wouldn’t catch on.

The judge definitely caught on.

…hello?

I meant to go see this over the weekend, but I forgot…

You caught me. I did not

I genuinely wonder what they listed for his post-death miracles (a saint requirement). Are they technology related?

I’ve moped out of buying tickets for bands I’ve really wanted to see because of Ticketmaster’s fees and bullshit on their website.

The insurance industry will love this.

They’re why I don’t go to concerts. But we shall see.

What a wonderful compliment for Mr. Smith.

“Go fast and break things people.”

Fucking hell, they are CARTOONISHLY evil.

Well, that’s a spin! And one I don’t buy fully. Make the objections anyway and get shot down, but I personally think they wanted the mistrial motion, which they had to know also wouldn’t work…

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

May it be too late for CheeseTurd by then.

My thoughts exactly.

Because this was their plan all along.

Edit: request already rejected, but I’m sure they’ll mention it on appeal.

And yet, we keep being disappointed

The Romans get a pass for some reason.

Realistically, nobody was going to blame the dominant culture that ended up spreading the plague, I mean, Christianity.

Think I read MRSA in another article