Surgeons were able to save the glans (the tip of the penis) and about two centimeters of the penile shaft, but the other sections were too damaged to be repaired.
Remarkably, the patient was able to regain some erectile function within three months of the surgery, though the overall length of his penis was significantly reduced due to the damage
Oof. Dude ended up giving himself a micropenis. Better than nothing, but still…
I thought he looked pretty frail in the newest BHC sequel. R I P
Never wears trousers, but has leggings under her skirt shown in the article’s thumbnail. 🙄
Truly you have done as your handle says
Not to worry, the wife will do all the cooking cleaning and housekeeping, as God intended. And if she doesn’t like it, too bad, the Bible says wives are to submit to the will of their husbands, so she’ll suck it up and do as she’s told.
That’s what they actually believe, don’t hate me. I grew up having this BS crammed down my throat, and even as a kid I thought it was ridiculous
In winter the sun causes really strong glare off of snow, and the sun sets sooner than in the summer. He probably started riding when the sun was up, and didn’t think to bring a clear lens for his goggles for when the sun set.
Why? He’s not in office, so is a private citizen and shouldn’t be meeting or talking to any foreign heads of state. That’s the law. Not that Donold cares, and has already broken that law, but Zelenskyy should know better.
I never saw my school’s guidance counselors as people of trusted authority. More like Mr. Mackey from South Park. M’kay
I hope more of his victims have the courage to follow suit and he ends up bankrupt once he’s out of prison
Two pees in a pod
Don’t try and make him more relatable
Boy, do I have some bad news for you…
I guess I’m the only one who remembers E.T. for Atari?
Your girlfriend, or your grandmother’s?
And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bus
Trump responded with enthusiastic approval: “I LOVE TEXAS!” he wrote in a tweet accompanied by a video of the incident.
Yet another example of tRump endorsing stochastic terrorism.
Don’t worry, it made me forget all about my sneeze, so I guess it was successful.